a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet. he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you! only tall blonde girls!”. they always said kissaroo. i cant stop thinking about this
you can go into Shinjiro’s room to retrieve his gear
and once you grabbed everything he was wearing you get a skill card
and no matter which one you get
it seems like the only purpose of this is to kick the player where it already hurts
baby we can’t roleplay if you can’t accept the fact that a dark mage can’t use healing spells. in what bullshit universe would that even happen
a dark mage could easily heal herself through draining or leeching spells. fuck this post.
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
I think this is my favourite tumblr post of all time
DM: Do you have persuasion?
Cleric: I have persuasion and deception - I’m a cleric!